How To Solidify Your Relationship

The Rules for the MALES

1. The FEMALE makes the rules

2. The rules are subject to change when the FEMALE says so

3. The FEMALE is never wrong

4. The male is always wrong

5. The male must always remain calm at all times till the FEMALE wants him to be angry.

6. The FEMALE is expected to mind read at all times.

The rules for the FEMALES

1. The female should not complain while the MALE shouts at the t.v during football matches 

2. The MALE requires a daily dose of personal space

3. The MALE is not expected to listen to every of the females gist.

4. The MALE is not a mind reader

5. The MALE does not chores.

Do this and whatever happens to your relationship, don't call me sha.